Chinese Attack Gerbils!

As if it wasn't bad enough that the godless Chinese only permit one child per family, now they are attacking the procreative rights of gerbils.

In western China authorities have scattered abortion pills that look like bran in hope of controlling the fertile four-legged creatures.

"It's a good way to tackle the desert rat plague," local forestry official Du Yuefei was quoted as saying.

Desert rats? What a horrible thing to call the little guys! One man's rat is another man's asshole buddy.