Monday, December 01, 2008

Uncultured Club

Boy George: You're never fully dressed without a hat

Boy George has admitted to handcuffing a male escort, but denies he swung a chain at him or tried to assault him.

George O'Dowd (the Boy's real name) is on trial in London for the false imprisonment of 29 year old Audun Carlsen.

Now personally if I were a male escort and Boy George called me up and wanted me to come over, I think I'd find something else to do. Like rearrange my sock drawer.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

First question to ask Georgie Boy before you do anything,

do you want to hurt me,

he says yes

next the clarifying question, do you really want to hurt me

at this point, hopefully, he'll take this as a song request

he'll sing while you get the hell out of there