Please Take the Hangers Out of Your Hair

Ricky, why do I wish your hands were in a different place?

In a perfect world, our closets would just contain clothing and shoes.

Unfortunately, the world leaves a lot to be desired and for one reason or another closets are stuffed with gays and lesbians who just won't come out.

So Ricky Martin has followed in the footsteps of Clay Aiken and given birth via a surrogate. There he is holding his twin boys Valentino and Matteo. PEOPLE Magazine is carrying the story.

Ricky, we comprendo that it's hard to be Latino and gay-o, but please consider being open about your preferred lifestyle.