Okay, it's not the kid's fault that his parents are insane. I mean, this is America, right? We don't put people in prison just because they name their kids Adolf Hitler, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie. The latter, just eight months old, was named for Nazi leader Heinrich Himmler.
But go to the local New Jersey Shop Rite and ask them to inscribe a cake with, "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler," and they're within their rights to say, "Nein!"
Adolf's dad, Heath Campbell, denies the Holocaust ever happened and has swastikas decorating every room, but insists that "Yeah, they (the Nazis) were bad people back then. But my kids are little. They're not going to grow up like that."
The Campbells insist they are not racists, although they believe the races should not be mixed except perhaps in a gas chamber.
I understand that Wal-Mart eventually inscribed a birthday cake to three-year-old Adolf.

2 comments:
The most fascinating aspect of his story, in my opinion, is that Wal-Mart, the company that will not sell albums containing explicatives or overtly sexual content, feels they need to defend the freedom to make a cake out to Adolf Hitler. Amazing.
I think that Heath Campbell should change his name to Adolf Hitler and let Adolf be Heath. Then he will get a taste of what he is going to put his son through.
Both of these parents are on disability, and have had three kids in as many years. Maybe WalMart should spike the cake with birth control.
(And no, I wouldn't say that if they were GOOD parents on welfare)
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