I finally understand why Bill O'Reilly is as warped as he is.
Papa Bear was on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart last night pushing his book? Memoir? Autobiography?
O'Reilly was 'educated' by nuns. I think we should all be grateful he's not more fucked up than he is.
By the air-quoted educated I mean he was whacked (obviously senseless) by the ladies of the cloth.
I remember those days when nuns behaved like Al Qaeda operatives. Stealthily closing in on their prey, the uniformed little buggers of parochial school, only to hit them upside the head with a ruler or whatever was handy.
The sick things about those corporal punishments are that 1) the nuns always liked the boys better than the girls; and 2) they especially liked the very, very bad boys of which O'Reilly was one.
Now that I have this information about his upbringing, I can now appreciate his bizarre persona. I won't watch his show or read his book, but at least I know from whence he came.
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The problrem with the Bill O'Reillys of the world is that they really don't believe half the things they say but when they say the half of the things they do believe they catch an audience so they have to fill in the other half with more of the same to complete the picture which now means they really don't know what they believe - but the moneys good.
Now if that sounds confusing imagine how it must feel to be one of these Bill O'Reillys.
Massive quantities of alcohol become necessary and occasionally they explode as any Youtuber will confirm.
Now find the three consecutive letters that are common in his first and last name and voila! you know how he feels.
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