Sunday, November 16, 2008

New Report: Being Fat is Bad

Why would one fat guy punch another in the stomach?

Looking like this isn't good for your health, medical authorities state after years of study. Not only that, but it makes it harder for you to get laid.

So not only are you going to die prematurely, but you're going to die alone, surrounded by Whopper wrappers and wearing your man bra.


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