Grin and Bare It

Madonna can reportedly explode bowling balls with her thighs

Madonna was lamenting her personal life, noting that she is 'sad.' Madonna's marital breakup is tough, but she says she's grateful that her heavy workload "provides a distraction that keeps me going."

Thankfully, she can focus on her professional life and counting all her money, I suppose.

She and Guy Ritchie were granted a preliminary decree of divorce last week.