Brazilian Whacking

Scene of the crime

First of all let me say that when Brazilian trader, Paulo Sergio Silva, decided to off himself on the exchange floor in Sao Paolo, he didn't try to take a few innocent bystanders with him.

In fact trading that involves actual people was only delayed for 15 minutes.

Nice work, Paolo. We hope you recover, because suicide isn't really the answer to this economic crisis.

And it was really thoughtful of you not to jump in front of a subway at rush hour. You seem like a considerate guy, and we send you cyber flowers.