Another Thriller

Wacko Jacko

According to the Mail, and you just can't beat the Brits for this kind of gossip, Michael Jackson is becoming a Muslim and changing his name to "Mikaeel."

Now Michael, or Mikaeel, has been photographed parading around Bahrain dressed in traditional Arab women's garb. Recently he was sued by an Arab sheikh who claims the artist formerly known as Michael Jackson owes him many millions of dollars.

Ah, Mikaeel, you never disappoint!