Wings Clipped

Apparently airlines are cutting back on flights. Gee, what a surprise. Outbound flights, that is.

Oakland, California is at the top of the list.

Why would you even want to be in Oakland? Shouldn't you have gotten out a long time ago?

San Juan, Puerto Rico? Aren't all the Puerto Ricans running bodegas in the Bronx anyway?

Las Vegas? Another place you should never have gone to in the first place. You probably don't have the money to buy a plane ticket in any case.

Honolulu? Now there's a place I would never want to leave. Why would you need outbound flights?

Chicago - they have at least one other airport that I know of. So fly out of O'Hare, not Midway.

John Wayne Airport in Orange County? Death trap. Use another airport.

This is just tough love, people. Get used to it. We're in an economic crisis, for God's sake.