Please Give this Woman a Job

I found this picture in my photo gallery. I must have uploaded it in the not so distant past. The heading read "Jobless."

I am haunted by this woman who seems to be reading the classifieds or at least has her paper open to them.

Honey, you need to be on-line looking for a job unless you don't mind walking from fast food store, to tanning salon, to liquor store, to movie theater, looking for work.

And you don't look happy. No one is going to want to hire you unless you have a smile on your face. Unless you're going to apply for a job as a funeral director, in which case you probably look just fine.

As a matter of fact, that's probably the perfect occupation for you. People are always going to die, so there's that job security you need. You're already wearing black. You're somber.

Perfect!