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Jose can you see?

Jose Canseco, former major league baseball player, was detained at the U.S. border last Thursday when the authorities found a fertility drug in his vehicle.

The drug, human chorionic gonadotropin, is illegal without a prescription.

Canseco, known for his abuse of anabolic steroids, will have to appear in Federal court. He will no doubt bring his balls for a full Federal court press.