Wednesday, September 03, 2008

What Happens in Alaska ...

"Watch me shoot the butt out of his mouth and the beer out of his hand!"
... doesn't stay in Alaska. Certainly not when you're the vice presidential candidate of a major political party.
Distressing news today: Levi Johnston, the alleged father of Bristol Palin's alleged baby, has been shuttled to the Republican National Convention by McCain aides.
So much for wanting to keep her family out of the limelight in this immensely personal time.
In answer to the allegations that Baby Trig is really Bristol's baby, personally I think that's ridiculous. I am certain that Trig is in fact the son of the Governor.
What might not be ridiculous is who Baby Trig's daddy is. Is that what the Palins are trying to hide?
Scantily clad governor hangs out around pool, albeit with shotgun, drinks a few beers, things get out of hand ...
What's the old saying? If this trailer's rockin', don't bother knockin'?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can't help it. My vote is decided. Never could resist chicks with guns. Or chicks who like chicks with guns. Or chicks who like chicks.

Anonymous said...

I think it speaks volumes of this lady that all the elements of a provocative picture are there but ultimately the effect is more cringe than singe.

I think conservatives in general are scared people. Scared of reality. They want to blot out the difficult through shear willpower. The 10 commandments being their best friend. Or so they think.

Here we see an effort to have her cake and eat it too. She attempts to present that conservatives need not be prudes. Nevertheless her fear of sex and with that her fear of reality leeches through her desperate attempts to be with it. Like a nun playing basketball.

God I wish she would put some clothes on. I liked it better when conservatives were consistent.