Ha! Everyone laughed at my Shitt Mitt idea.
Researchers have developed a three ply toilet tissue and it is scheduled to be launched on Monday under the name Quilted Northern Ultra Soft. I suspect we are not quite that far from the toilet paper mitt that fits on one's hand.
The target market is women 45+ who consider their bathroom as a 'sanctuary for quiet time.'
I'm not quite sure what that means. Are women of a certain age locking themselves in the bathroom and playing with their toilet paper? Are there pictures of young hunks on Ultra Soft?
2 comments:
I have a suggestion for a hunk!! He is a rocker. Guess who? ;)
Next step? Plywood? I'm just saying.
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