Hand in pocketYou may not have been invited to Chris Kattan and Sunshine Tutt's wedding, but don't worry, you apparently didn't miss much.
Their union lasted 59 days and Chris is paying a 'six figure' amount to get rid of her.
First of all, before you get all mad at Chris for being stupid, there apparently was a pre-nup, but a last minute 'renegotiation' gave the divorcee more than just $10,000. Way to drive a hard bargain, Chris's attorney.
Secondly, what would you find out about someone in less than two months of marriage that you wouldn't have known prior to the wedding? I dunno, but it must have been pretty bad.
Thirdly, never, ever marry anyone named Sunshine. I want to find out that her daddy's name is King. Please.
Chris, you could have hired a hooker for 59 days and paid less. Remember that for next time.
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I'm not surprised. Of course I know nothing about him except his comedy stuff. From that I would guess a lack of restraint in all areas of his life.
Is it just me or does he bear a striking resemblence to Gary Sinise in that picture?
Maybe Gary Sinise's little sister.
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