Thursday, August 21, 2008

Me and Baby Brother

"I'm standing on your head!"

No one knows who I am," George Hussein Onyango Obama, 26, told Vanity Fair Magazine. "I live here on less than a dollar a month."

Yes, you guessed it. George is the half brother of presumed Democratic presidential candidate, Barack Obama, and for some reason the Italian version of Vanity Fair magazine dug through the shanty towns of Nairobi, Kenya till they found him.

He lives in a 6' by 10' shack with football posters and a picture of his famous half brother who he has met twice.

Now from where I'm sitting it seems that the late Barack, Senior had a hard time with the whole concept of fidelity and/or keeping your pants on and not impregnating half of an African nation. But that's just me.

I suspect George is just the tip of the iceberg. Wait'll the other kids show up.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Moons, are you sure you want to barack the boat.

I know I know you're only looking to spread the word of truth

but still

if we don't let obama slide on some things we'll wind up with a different kind of obama: mccain musing i think i bomba iran next