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John McCain in kitchen of house that may, or may not, be his

First of all, let me say that there is absolutely nothing wrong with being rich. I am so convinced of this that I would at any given moment be prepared to be rich.

There's no crime in the fact that John McCain is married to an extremely wealthy woman and that he can't remember how many houses he owns.

The problem appears to be that he has been making himself at home in numerous houses in the Phoenix area that he may or may not own.

"Oh, sure, we've gotten to know the Senator very well," said one of his constituents who did not want to be identified. "He lets himself in when he's in the neighborhood. He really likes it when we're having salisbury steak for dinner."

Rumor has it that the Senator will bring his empty plate to the sink after dinner.