Thursday, July 03, 2008

The Sporting Life

In a surprise move, the Texas Rangers sent in Cabbage Patch kid, Warner Madrigal, to pitch in the seventh inning last night against the New York Yankees.

Out of the Cabbage Patch


And what's with the Tampa Bay 'Rays?' Why did they drop the word 'Devil' from their name? Why are they in first place in the American League? Did they in fact sell their souls to aforementioned 'Devil?'


Hell

And what's with the Seattle Supersonics moving to Oklahoma City? Wouldn't that be like the second biggest bombing in that city's history?


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Excellent observation, he really does look like a cabbage patch kid.

He's so cute!

I guess now would be the time to buy him.

I picture myself waiting on line at Toys R Us before Xmas and them selling out just as I got in the door.