The Thong Song

Trust me. Plaintiff looks NOTHING like this.

In another ridiculous lawsuit, Victoria's Secret is being sued by a woman who claims to have suffered an eye injury when a decoration popped off the thong she was trying to shove her fat ass into.

I kid you not, as Jack Paar used to say.

From the looks of her, Macrida Patterson should have been trying to find a supportive bra.

Now before you say this is a little like the pot calling the kettle black, let me assure you I would never try to put a thong on my body unless it was on my fingers as a slingshot.

And if I injured myself doing so, I would never bring a lawsuit against the manufacturers or retailers selling said item.

I don't want to know what women are doing in the dressing rooms at Victoria's Secret. Or guys for that matter.