Not Wanted

Pin the tail on the middle aged man

Why is it that as a white man's hairline recedes he feels the need to grow hair in other places?

Look at this guy, for instance. He's sporting a goatee and a ponytail.

Wow! That makes him look a whole lot younger. No one would guess he's fifty. The grey hair makes him look twenty!

I bet he rides a Harley but has been known to brake for ducklings crossing the road.

Please, guys! Cut off the ponytail!

Your hair might be clean, your facial hair trimmed, but you still look as if you suffered PTSD in Nam.