Thursday, May 22, 2008

The Messiah?

Darrell Rasner, Savior
I believe! I believe! Amen! Amen!
I am kneeling at the Shrine of Darrell Rasner, pitcher for the New York Yankees. He racked up his third win in as many starts last night.
Unlike other starting pitchers in pinstripes, Rasner can find the plate, doesn't walk everybody, and doesn't give up hit after hit.
However, for some reason I don't hear people discussing his wins seriously. Brian Cashman should be kissing this guy's cleats.
Tonight the Yankees will send Ian Kennedy out to the mound. Maybe he will find it, or, and we can only hope, he keeps walking out the back door of the Stadium.


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