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'Tis the season for the most recent expose of everyone's favorite discount retailer, Wal-Mart.

Wal-Mart's Christmas decorations are being made by children in the Third World working fifteen hour days.

I can see people clapping their hands over their mouths in horror.

Listen up, people. Who do you think makes this cheap shit? People on Park Avenue?

Of course not! Virtual slaves are stringing together plastic beads so that you can hang them on your Christmas trees.

You are the first people who would start squawking if Wal-Mart charged an additional fifty cents for this crap.

If you want to make the world a better place, stop supporting Sam Walton's spawn. Stop acting as if you're entitled to a "bargain." Once you stop demanding this garbage, little children in shackles will not have to make it any more. Very simple.