Listen Up, Assholes!

Through some massive error in the universe, TBS is running the first round baseball playoff games.

TBS stands for Turner Broadcasting Shitheads.

These people have about as much right to run a baseball game as the Eternal Word Network has to run the Miss Universe Pageant.

First of all, I know Tony Gwynn was a good baseball player, but he is not an announcer. He sounds like a hobbit who just sucked a container full of helium. The other announcers who are sharing the booth with him (Chip and Bob?) are dreadful. There's a difference between color commentary and inane babbling.

Secondly, I'm sure everyone watching the game wants to actually see the plays and not hear/watch interviews with people like Queen Latifah who happen to be at the stadium. If I wanted to see LeBron James, I'd watch a Cavaliers' game, not an Indians' game.

Why would you interview the mentally challenged man who has been banging a drum at Jacobs Field for the last 34 years unless the exchange would be grounds to have him committed?

What would possess a network to continually run excerpts from a previous game so that you can't tell what is going on?

Could the MLB please not award broadcasting rights to these chumps again?

Pretty please??