Sunday, August 12, 2007

I Now Pronounce You ..,

A friend of mine became an ordained minister on line so that he could marry his son and his fiancee. I hasten to add this was their request.

I figured if he could do it, why couldn't I?

So I went on line to the Universal Ministries website, filled in the information, and voila! Received my certificate of ordination.

I had no idea how easy it was, and how cheap! It didn't cost a thing.

No expensive years in seminary were required. I can now officiate at weddings or funerals.

In the State of New Jersey this is all perfectly legal. I am so happy I live in the Garden State. I'm changing its name to The Garden of Eden State.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So upon ordination did you have a sudden urge to molest children?

Just trying to figure which comes first chicken or egg wise.