Saturday, February 10, 2007

Who's Your Daddy?

Okay so we're all saddened that Anna Nicole Smith has entered that huge rehab center in the sky. We will probably be hearing even more about her now that she's dead.

The question at hand is: Who is her baby's father?

It seems that the smaller group would consist of all men who are not in contention.

Not only do we have Howard K. Stern (not to be confused with Howard Stern) and Larry Bulkhead or whatever his name is (the dyed blond) but now Zsa Zsa Gabor's eighth husband!

Zsa Zsa Gabor's eighth husband??!!

Apparently he's a prince (not to be confused with the Super Bowl Half-Time performer of 2007, Prince) and Anna Nicole wanted to be a princess.

The guys will probably be lining up for their bakery tickets when these DNA tests are performed to find out WHO IS DANIELYNN'S FATHER???!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I guess we could subtitle this post... father fodder.

I love subtitling.