Tuesday, August 09, 2005

For God's Sake, Show a Little Respect

This morning I applied to become an ordained minister of Universal Ministries. This is an on-line church based in Milford, Illinois.

What prompted me to apply(aside from always having had a "god" complex) is the fact that a friend has done this and is going to officiate at the marriage of his son and his son's fiancee at the end of this month.

I will need a special license to perform weddings in New York City, but in New Jersey and New York State I will be able to officiate. I haven't investigated in what other jurisdictions I can minister.

So if the pope isn't available to tie your knot you now have a viable alternative ... me.

But please do not call me Reverend Moon.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Congrats! You will be better than most ministers or the pope.
I was thinking that if all the gays in America applied for such authority then maybe if they can't marry each other than then they can officiate at a LOT of straight weddings.That would give Tom Delay something to think about.