Friday, July 29, 2005

Space Hair

I plan on writing to my representatives in the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives to urge them to pull the plug on NASA funding. This whole shuttle scene is a complete waste of time in my book. What do they do up there anyway besides figure out ways to fix their broken shuttle?

Even though that is my plan, I happened to see a picture of the shuttle commander, Eileen Collins.

This woman has the most gorgeous hair I've ever seen! How does she keep it looking that way despite zero gravity? Would I have a shot at beautiful hair if I floated around without the earth's pull?

I want to know what she does to keep her hair looking as if she just left the beauty salon. I'm really not kidding. Maybe I wouldn't be so anti-NASA if they could give me a good hair day once in a while.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm wondering if she started her career in The Hair Force? Get it? (h)Air Force!

I'm also wondering if your against further exploration of the moon. (for certain related stimulus/response reasons)

I know from the info I've gleamed in the past on this blog I'd like to do a little exploration of The Moon, myself.