Public (Sexual) Relations

And I ask, "Does anyone really care that Mr. "Three Hour" Cruise and Miss "There's No Place Like" Holmes are engaged?

Do we really need or want to hear everything about their relationship? Do we want to see them nuzzle in public?

What is wrong with us that we need to know what the celebrities are doing at every given moment?

Maybe we should care what we're wearing instead of how they're clothed or unclothed. Does it make us feel better to know where Angelina and Brad are vacationing? Or are our sympathies with Jennifer and our concerns with her possible eating disorder?

There must be some more meaningful fluff with which we can fill our brains. Or maybe something of import.

P.S. Just get freaks like those Olson twins off the street. Please.