Thursday, June 30, 2005

Marriage, etc.

Spain just joined Belgium and the Netherlands in legalizing gay marriages. Canada's law will no doubt pass shortly as well.

Personally, I'm not so sure even straight marriage is a good idea.

Where there's marriage, whether it be straight or gay, can divorce be far behind?

Okay, okay just because straight marriage didn't work out for me the first and only go round doesn't mean it isn't a good idea for anyone.

In my now defunct marriage I was the wife, but I really think I got the raw end of the marital stick. I think if I were to remarry I would have to be the husband.

I like to watch sports on television. I work in an office all day. I hate to grocery shop. I live in a condo so I don't have to mow the lawn or do yard work which I wouldn't want to do anyway.

I can put everything that needs to be washed into the washing machine and into the dryer hours later.

I have developed the skills to do nothing around the house and not have it bother me.

I think I'd be a perfect husband. I'd be understanding of my spouse's needs unless they conflicted with mine. Especially in the sexual arena.

Yeah, maybe I could make a second marriage work ...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Sexual arena"? Does that mean there will be an audience? Does Ticketmaster provide the necessary information?

Moons in Leo said...

I hadn't thought of that, but you're right. This does provide an opportunity I hadn't thought of initially. I will indeed keep Ticketmaster apprised of dates and ticket availability.

Anonymous said...

Be careful, without proper screening you might wind up
with a crowd looking for Ticketmaster-bator. And with the kind of class you've shown blog-wise I would think that's not your aim. (Is it?)

Moons in Leo said...

I try to maintain my "class" and dignity at all times as you so astutely observe.

I think I will just have to take it as it comes. No pun intended, of course.