Just when you thought the world was comprised solely of suicide bombers, child molesters and hit and run drivers, back into center stage comes our beloved Runaway Bride.
You remember her, don't you? How could you forget the deer caught in the headlight look?
"I was abducted by an Hispanic man and a Caucasian woman. And they cut mah hay-uh!"
If you've been accused of running away don't show up in court wearing a jogging suit and sneakers. Please. It doesn't look good. Makes you look like a flight risk.
Hopefully the above referenced aborted bride is receiving psychiatric counseling for her eating disorder, medical treatment for her thyroid condition and shock therapy for her pathological lying.
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