In a stunning turn of events, Prince Rainier of Monaco who was recently placed on a respirator, will become the child of Mr. and Mrs. Schindler, parents of Terri Schiavo.
By this first of its kind international arrangement, the Prince will become Prince Schiavo when Terri dies from starvation and dehydration.
"It's the least we can do for the Schindlers," President George W. Bush told the press. "Their daughter is being taken from them so we're replacing her with a prince. Sounds like a great deal to me."
President Bush will be sending 100,000 troops into Monaco to ensure a peaceful transition.
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LOL. Good to see the President hasn't given up his plan to eliminate all the pain and suffering within his domain, ie the world. 100,000 troops is a virtual guarantee to keep EVERYONE happy.
A question if I may: Are the rumors true that our beloved leader will be tacking on to his Social Security proposal a bill that would make any and all dying illegal - thus eliminating corresponding death benefits.
(I guess the problem is he sees no problem being brain dead) (if you know what I mean)
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