My suggestion that God get His own blog did not fall on deaf ears.
God sent me an e-mail and said whereas He wasn't quite ready to have a blog, he would consent to on-line interviews with me. He said if Martha Stewart could make herself available on line, so could He.
Hopefully this will be just the first of many one-on-one interviews with the Almighty.
Moons: I can't thank you enough, God, for agreeing to talk with me.
God: Please. Call me "G". It's a lot less formal. And the pleasure is all mine.
M: Okay. "G." I have so many questions to ask, I don't know where to begin!
G: Well, start somewhere.
M: Okay. Let me see ... How do you feel in general about the human race?
G: So much potential. You'd think having a soul would open people up to the divine, but unfortunately a lot of people turn their backs on that aspect.
M: Do you think people are too hung up on the carnal?
G: Well, if they weren't, the human race would have died off long ago! LOL I thought the orgasm was a great idea. I mean without it, would you bother having sex over and over again? It's a built-in winner. Oh, and my decision not to have men incubate the fetus. Civilization would never have gotten off the ground if men were the nurturers.
M: What do you think about in vitro fertilization?
G: Sort of takes the fun out of it. But hey, if that's how people want to continue the species, I can take a back seat and see what happens. I'm very open-minded contrary to what you may have heard.
M: On a personal note, I've been accused of being a bit irreverent ...
G: I created everything, including humor. Don't forget it. In fact, just this morning I hung a little sign outside Hell. It says, "The fun stops here." You know, just for a laugh.
5 comments:
I know that when someone does something in bad taste or obscene or funny but immoral it is often followed by, "it's a good thing God has a sense of humor." But I gotta ask, really, does he? Now I must admit I at times giggle when I hear of someone being diaganosed with cancer. And as the numbers of fatalities rise after a hurrricane, tsunami or earthquake so does my mirth. And I think it's hilarious when a senior citizen is mowed down on a busy street. But I have found myself in a minority and thus wonder if the others when they really think about it would suggest that God could possibly have a sense of humor. Tragedy yes, humor no.
Well, you heard it here first. God admitted to having a sense of humor. Now, it at times is the blackest of the black, but it certainly is more refreshing than the standard line, "God works in mysterious ways." That's a crock. He's just tickling His own funny bone if you ask me.
one time I was looking to get relief from certain not easily satisfiable urges that God, the comedian, installed in people.
boy was i embarrased when i happened to pick up a female impersonator. (and by the way still not satisfied)
i bring this up only to suggest that there is a chance you were fooled by something similiar, a God impersonator, mayhaps.
then again, maybe you were fooled by a female impersonator. i hear they'll do anything for a buck.
(oooh. as beavis might say, that's cool.)
I think it's a doe who might do anything for a buck. Ask Bambi.
Bambi! Good grief, what a coincidence! That's what that female impersonator called himself.
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