Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Aaaaacchhoooo!

When Michael Jackson was rushed to the hospital instead of to the courthouse because he had flu-like symptoms, I thought he was just having a little "pre-lynching" anxiety. I'm not the only one who thought his anxiety was directly related to the allegations against him.

Then I realized the gravity of flu-like symptoms for Mr. Jackson.

One sneeze and his nose could take off and fly across the room.

Has anyone actually seen or heard him sneeze?

Personally, I haven't, but I'm sure it would not be pretty.

Therefore, I have to take these flu-like symptoms pretty seriously. And so should you if you happen to be in the line of fire as another probiscus is launched into the wild blue yonder.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

thanks for planting the seed of a potentially psyche damaging nightmare...

maybe i'll skip the sleep routine tonight

you made me think of Michael Jackson's nose as an independent entity

i'm scared

Moons in Leo said...

Have a nice cup of warm milk before retiring.

His nose IS an independent entity.