Super Balls

Let's face facts.  Gisele Bundchen is an asshole.  If you didn't already know that, you do now.

She was photographed wearing a bikini, carrying her 13 month old daughter on an ATV.  No one was wearing a helmet (do they even make them in lil people sizes?) and she was steering with one hand.

Apparently this isn't the first time Gisele has done this.

She was 'working' in Costa Rica; i.e. taking off her clothes and posing for pictures in a bikini.  Snaps to her for earning millions of dollars for doing just that.

Little Vivian's other parent, Tom Brady, throws a football for a living and he makes a helluva lotta money too.

You can be sure if anything had happened to her whilst Mommy Dearest was riding around with her, Gisele would have figured out how to sue somebody, because that's just how she rolls.

Goose Stepping at the Super Bowl

As you may have heard, the New York Giants defeated the New England Patriots in Super Bowl XLVI, just as they did in Super Bowl XLII.

This time around the Patriots' quarterback, Tom Brady, he of the cleft chin and roving johnson, has a wife -- supermodel Gisele Bundchen. Thank God he has her to defend him!

Sayeth she to the Giants's fans: "You (have) to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball. My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."

Gisele, no one can believe his receivers couldn't receive. You're not the only one. Way to dig into your Nazi chromosomes and come up with some smack to bounce off the heads of his detractors.

Prediction: Brady and Bundchen will be on the train to Splitsville before the end of the year, their new $20 million Los Angeles mansion not withstanding.