Tase Me, Bro!

Question of the Day:

Do you have to be an idiot to be Phillies fan?

Answer:

No, but it helps.

Hot on the heels of Monday's incident, wherein a 17-year-old jerk ran on the field during the Phillies-Cardinals game and promptly got himself tased by police, last night another clown decided to run on the field.

Wearing clown shoes and his mother's plaid capri pants, this dude was escorted off the field without being electrocuted.

He looks a little disappointed to me.

Take Me Out to the Ballgame

This woman will do anything and we mean anything to see her beloved Philadelphia Phillies play in the World Series.

Evidently Susan Finkelstein (who is married) placed an ad on Craigslist that said Desperate Blonde Needs World Series tix. She described herself as a "gorgeous, tall, buxom blonde diehard Phillies fan" in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. The rest of the ad read: "Price negotiable--- I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!"

As often happens when one posts this type of listing, she was contacted by an undercover police officer and the next thing you know she's arrested for prostitution!

Well, the funny thing is someone heard her story and actually gave her tickets anyway! So she didn't really have to put out!

I just love happy endings.