"You're Lying! You're Witches!"

Mia Farrow was whistling a different tune at the trial of Liberian dictator, Charles Taylor, from that being blown by cellphone heaver, Naomi Campbell.

Whereas Campbell referred to the blood diamonds she'd received from Taylor as dirty looking stones, Farrow claimed Campbell told her something completely different.

"What I remember is Naomi Campbell... said that in the night she had been awakened, some men were knocking at the door. They had been sent by Charles Taylor and they were giving a huge diamond," Ms Farrow said. "And she said that she intended to give the diamond to Nelson Mandela's children's charity."

Do we know if Naomi actually gave her filthy stones to Mandela's charity? Can somebody clear this up? Otherwise I won't know if I want Campbell to rot in prison or not.

Rosemary's Food Baby

You may remember last time we tuned in Mia Farrow was going on a hunger strike to protest all the crazy shit that's going on in Darfur.

Well, she lasted 12 days.

Sayeth she:

"I have been instructed by my doctor to stop my fast immediately due to health concerns – including possible seizures," wrote Farrow.

Happy to hear her doctor whether he's a GP or psychiatrist, helped put an end to this incredible silliness.

Let me remind you, Mia, no one in Darfur gives a rat's ass whether you starve to death or not. Nice try though.

Mia Farrow Bein' Crazy

Horizontal stripes won't help

Mia Farrow announced in a blog in The Huffington Post yesterday that she's starting a hunger strike on April 27th to protest the crisis in Darfur.

It's nice to have a cause and something to believe in, but personally, Mia, I don't think anyone who is in a position to try to 'fix' things is going to give a rat's ass that you're existing on water.

Her last line is particularly ominous:

And when I can no longer continue, I pray another will take my place, and another-- until finally there is justice and peace for Darfur's people.

What does this mean ...'when I can no longer continue'...? Does that mean when she's starved to death?

Someone give her a (gentle) slap or two, please.