Like Father, Like Son

No, don't click because it won't work. Just take our word for it. Mel Gibson's father is as crazy as his more famous offspring.

For some unknown reason, Hutton Gibson was on a radio program called Political Cesspool and launched into a rant about the Catholic Church.

His accusations? The pope is a homosexual and part of a Masonic plot to destroy the Church from within. He also thinks the Vatican is full of queers, well at least half of them. Hmmm ... pedophiles at least, Hutton.


Thanks for the tip, Donna Maria!

Mel Gibson Makes Mad Max Look Sane

That Mel Gibson. He is just about two hundred degrees past crazy.

His baby mama recorded him saying a lot of nasty things to her.

Evidently he was reaming her out for wearing 'provocative clothing.'

"You're an embarrassment to me!" he said, according to Radar Online. "You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n- - - -rs, it will be your fault."

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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down," Gibson reportedly said. "But you will blow me first!"

Yes, just the kind of guy I'd like to be the father of my children.

Chicken Run

Last time we talked about Mel Gibson and his Russian paramour was to announce that she'd given birth to their baby girl. That was last November. How time flies!

Well, it seems that the happy couple has split. According to reports they "drifted apart."

Sometime when Mel's passed out drunk, someone ought to give him a vasectomy.

The Year of Living Dangerously

Is that a cigarette in his hand or a pen in case someone wants his autograph?

I'm sure you'll be relieved and thrilled to learn that Oksana Grigorieva gave birth to Mel Gibson's baby in Los Angeles last Friday. Lucia is their daughter's name and we certainly wish her all the best despite what she was dealt in the parental cards department.

As you no doubt are aware, Mel was married for 28 years and had 7 kids with his wife. I don't think any of them are talking to him at this point and who can blame them? It's embarrassing when middle aged dads still don't know how to use a condom.

The new mother also has a 12-year-old son by actor Timothy Dalton who was James Bond once upon a time.

She was quoted as saying "You don't control the situations or the people you meet. I did not plan this. I'm just doing what I've always been doing. It's not like I've changed my goals at all."

What does this mean? That she likes getting knocked up by actors who are virtual strangers and has no clue what birth control is? And she hasn't changed her goals? What the hell goals would she have had in the first place?

Can An Annulment be Far Behind?

Now that Mrs. Gibson has filed for divorce, Mr. Gibson apparently feels that it's safe to take the mistress out in public. The picture above is from the X-Men premiere.

Oksana Grigorieva is a Russian composer and Timothy Dalton's ex. Ex what, I don't know.

Anyway, since Mel portrays himself as such a super Roman Catholic, how long will it be before the Church grants him an annulment of his 28 year marriage that produced 7 children? Probably not all that long. As for the price tag, we'll have to see about that.

Unless his first marriage is annulled, Mel could not remarry in the Catholic Church, for those of you who might not know too much about this craziness.