Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

Wherever the hell you were born.

Seems like some people made a phony Kenyan birth certificate in their garage or someplace and now the lunatique du jour, Orly Taitz, is all over it as valid. As if a Russian lawyer, dentist, real estate agent with ten pounds of eyelashes knows what she's talking about! There are so many flaws in the damn thing it isn't even worth mentioning one of them. So we won't.

Oh, CNN won't run the ad that says Lou Dobbs is an idiot. Big surprise on that one.

BTW, 47 years ago today, Marilyn Monroe, was found dead. Boy, could she sing 'Happy Birthday' to the President!

Illegal Aliens in the Attic

Media Matters is going to run television ads targeting Lou Dobbs and his obsession with Barack Obama's birth certificate. Best of all, they're going to run them on CNN and Fox.

It's one thing to disagree with a political figure but it's quite another to focus on one bit of forensic evidence. Barack Obama was born in Hawaii which, as most of us know, is the 50th state of these United States.

Lou doesn't think this has been proven and he wants to see that damn birth certificate, even though it's already been produced.

Lou, take it easy, old boy. Maybe your hair dye is seeping through your skull. You were much more tolerable when you were just worried about illegal aliens.