You Can Help Sally ... or You Can Turn the Page

Wow!  Things are just nuts, aren't they?

The election campaigning in the U.S., the rioting in the Middle East, the random shootings, rapes!  There's just too much doggone craziness!

Events seemed too much for us to deal with, and then we found ... this ...

We discovered that Sally Struthers had been arrested for an OUI.  No, that's not French for yes.  It means 'operating under the influence.'  Archie Bunker's little girl, who is now sixty-five, and spokesperson for the Christian Children's Fund (see inside of matchbooks), was picked up in Maine.  Operating under the influence means you don't have to actually be driving.  You could just be sitting there in your car ... hammered.

Her hearing is December 14th in case you'd like to attend.  She is in no danger of doing jail time, so don't fret.  She might face a fine and have her driver's license suspended for three months.   No biggie, really.

Thanks, Sally, for putting everything into perspective for us.