Fathead

No, Virginia, other countries have citizens who are just as litigious as Americans.

Take Paul Mason, pictured above. Please. If you can find something to move him.

He was once the world's heaviest man at 1,000 lbs. He's now suing the British health system (NHS) for not doing more to make him stop looking like that. By the way, what are those masses between his legs? Are those his balls? Because you must have cajones that size to blame other people for your ingestion of 20,000 calories a day.

The NHS sent him to a dietitian who told him to ride his bike more instead of to the psychiatrist he really needed to see because he has an eating disorder.

Well, obviously if you consume 20K calories per diem you have an eating disorder unless you're a sperm whale.

You may be happy to know that Paul is now down to a slim 518 lbs. after having gastric bypass surgery.

And no, Virginia, it isn't just American television that delights in airing programs about the repulsive and bizarre. Mr. Mason's own show has just debuted, "Britain's Fattest Man."