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Hey! All you fliers who spent days sitting on the tarmac without food, water or use of the toilet, at least this dude wasn't sitting next to you.

This is Rafael Escamilla. He was arrested for masturbating on a SkyWest flight while sitting next to a 17-year-old girl.

Escamilla claims he accidentally spilled Tabasco sauce on his penis which is why there was all that crazy touching going on. Yeah, sure. He had hot sauce with his eggs that morning which is why that 'incredible itch' took over mid flight while seated next to a cute little cheerleader.

Escamilla is an accomplished physical therapist but evidently prefers touching himself for fun.