The debate about the effects of caffeine on the body rage on. Does it extend your life? Does it end it prematurely?
There is a court case that may help to answer the latter question. The defendant's attorney may convince the jury that caffeine may kill you if it's your husband who drank it and then strangled you.
Woody Will Smith of Kentucky was arrested and charged with the strangulation death of his wife.
His defense? He ingested too much caffeine. He was allegedly drinking five or six energy drinks per day along with soft drinks and diet pills. All that caffeine will make you insane.
Oh, is that so Mr. Smith? If that were true, Dunkin' Donuts and Starbucks would be the scenes of bloodbaths around the globe.
Nice try. Now go to prison.
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