I'm with George Carlin. Only in America would you find a disease like bulimia.
In a world with half its population legitimately going hungry every day, we have people who binge (eat mass quantities of food like the Coneheads) and then throw it all up.
And who is doing this crazy shit? Teenaged girls who live at home.
Well, I have a cure for this ailment.
Make the little darlings buy their own food.
If they want to puke up hundreds of dollars worth of food, they buy it. Then they get jobs in a soup kitchen so they can see what real hunger looks like.
Problem solved.
You're welcome.
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