Next month the papal army will be invading the U.K. and they've released a list of banned items that will not be welcome anywhere near the pope.
There shalt not be picnic hampers, candles, barbecues or animals. Or, presumably, barbecued animals.
Nor shall there be alcohol, whistles, or musical instruments. Basically nothing will be permitted that could cause harm to others. I assume that means guns, knives, ropes and candlesticks are also verboten.
The faithful are urged to bring sunblock. Sunblock? In Great Britain in September? Someone's feeling very optimistic.
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