Allegedly

Drunken sluts

You may have heard that the seventeen year old daughter of the American Ambassador to Thailand, Nicole John, fell twenty two storeys the other night because she was shitfaced.

The tragedy evidently has shaken everyone's cage. Yes, kids get phony proofs of age and go clubbing. They drink too much, take too many drugs and you better keep them away from open windows. Didn't anyone see season six of Sex and the City?