Fox News charlatan, Glenn Beck, has tearfully announced that he has been diagnosed with macular dystrophy and may (or may not) go blind within a year.
He announced this in Utah during his American Revival tour on Saturday and repeated it on his show last night complete with his faux humility.
At first diagnosed by someone at LensCrafters, he did not rest there. "I went to the best doctor I could find – while I could still go the best doctor I could find," Beck said, taking a jab at healthcare reform.
Even the best doctor he could find couldn't give him any definitive information, something which seems to have escaped Mr. Beck. If the best doctor can't tell you much, what do the rest of us poor schmucks do with the sorry state of health care in this country?
Beck claims to be too lazy to learn Braille but laments the possibility that he won't be able to read. Glenn, reading isn't the point. Comprehension is.
I, for one, will chip in some pencils for his tin cup if and when the time comes.
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Too bad his tongue won't be affected. What will it take to shut him the *uck up?
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