It's summertime and that's always the appropriate season to remind people that there are things in the ocean that want to kill you.
It isn't only your own ineptitude that will see to it that you drown. The creatures of the deep that want to eat you aren't just your basic, run-of-the-mill Great Whites. No, there are dead things in the seas that want to take you with them to the depths of Neptune.
Take this huge, dead jellyfish. Please. Throw it into an illegal beach bonfire.
A huge, dead jellyfish carcass managed to sting 150 swimmers off the coast of New Hampshire even though it was already deceased. Got that?
The thing was dead and it still kept stinging swimmers because its evil tentacles never die.
It was a 40 pound lion's mane jellyfish.
One beach goer suggested naming it Wally after Wallis Sands State Park where it washed up.
Even in the face of death there is humor.
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