Greene with Envy

You may have heard about Alvin Greene, surprise winner of the South Carolina Democratic Senate Primary.

Al doesn't say much and what he does say is often unintelligible, but he has come up with a fabulous idea to stimulate the economy.

"Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit. They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids. That's something that would create jobs. So you see I think out of the box like that. It's not something a typical person would bring up. That's something that could happen, that makes sense. It's not a joke."

Awesome. I hope Santa knows what I want to find under the tree.