Good news!
Officials in Wyalusing, PA (which you can find if you're headed to Nowhere and make a right turn at Buttfuck) have decreed that crazy woman Jean Stevens can keep the corpses of her beloved.
The catch is she has to build a crypt or a mausoleum.
Even though Stevens has said through her attorney that she couldn't stand the thought of her husband and sister being underground, is a crypt going to do the trick? She won't be able to dress them up, talk to them for hours, spray them with perfume and put eyeglasses on them if they're in a mausoleum. So what the hell is the point?
Then again, if Jean is happy, I'm happy.
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