With all the trouble in the world today it seems appropriate to focus on someone who causes her own problems.
Take Dina Lohan. Please. And lock her up in the freezer at the nearest Carvel Ice Cream Store forever.
Apparently, and I'm not so sure I can unravel all the complications about this, Dina showed up at a local Carvel store with Lindsay's "Celebrity Black" card to get yet another free ice cream cake. Dina likes her Carvel ice cream especially since she gets it for free.
Well, the store wouldn't give her the ice cream cake and someone called the cops.
According to Carvel's PR department:
"As part of Carvel's 75th Anniversary celebration last year, we issued 75 Black Cards to celebrities. These cards were issued in the celebrity’s name and require the card holder to be present at the time of use. Unfortunately, the Lohan family has been abusing the card ... At first, we graciously honored their requests ... After more than six months of numerous and large orders for ice cream, we finally had to cut off the card and take it back. Dina Lohan reacted badly and called the police to have her card returned. The police responded and did return the card to Dina with instructions not to use it again."
Obviously Dina is too busy scamming Carvel to raise her children. She insists she'll be back at Carvel every single goddamn day to get more free ice cream to which she is absolutely entitled because she is a persecuted celebrity.
Personally I didn't know cocaine and alcohol created such a yen for ice cream, but I also think Fudgie the Whale looks like a big turd.
Kelly Ripa on left, Fudgie on right
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